Rowan+J+(2)


 * __ Outrageous Army  __**
 * It’s funny that in the past you’d never think that every family would have their own SMAH (Super Mobile Apache Helicopter.) But then again we don’t really need them. Two years ago the Army of Australia came around to every household and put a massive landing platform on the roof of the house. It made everything in the house that was peaceful, looking deadly. But now that everyone’s got one it doesn’t look as bad now. But the one horrible thing is that every day we have to oil the helicopter and we have to check what the motor is like. But nobody listens to the Army and the Government; we have decorated them according to the colour of our house. We don’t even use them for good purposes, the worst thing we had to do was homework on them for our school projects. The best things that people use them for is a decoration for Christmas, because people use them as Reindeer models. But I have always wondered, why they gave them to us?

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